Resonance Magazine

A spiritual online journal of art, music, and ideas. A clusterblog of articles and archives and blogs on a variety of subjects.

Monday, October 13, 2008

The Challenge to be Free

An Interview with the Irrepressible Elspeth of Haven

Resonance Magazine www.resonancemagazine.blogspot.com
Copyright ©2008 by Evan Pritchard non-exclusive permission granted for general reprints

What is freedom? Different strokes for different folks, apparently. Everyone looks for freedom by different means; meditation, politics, free verse poetry, religion, wilderness, music. Nonetheless, we know it when we see it, and when we see it we want to be around it. That must be why so many people want to be around Elspeth Odbert (“Elspeth of Haven”) these days, to hear her stories, her stream of consciousness lectures, workshops, CDs, and more. At seventy-eight, this mountain mama from the hills of West Virginia exudes a brilliant, sometimes glaring, light, and a feeling of freedom that is becoming an increasingly rare commodity in this world. She has a bad case of wanderlust for a girl of her age, and travels around the country in her RV “Harvey,” sometimes with her husband Nybor, meeting with her fans and followers and sharing her innate wisdom, a habit that has earned her the nickname, “The Crone on the Road”.


photo by Chaz Boston Baden pending permission
You never know what she’ll say next. Listen to her unrehearsed talks, her quirky stories and jokes, and you get the feeling that anything can happen, and it usually does. She might share a private anecdote from a riverboat gambler or corporate CEO she went out with, or repeat a story she heard from a Memphis call girl. She catches people off-guard and opens their minds; that’s her gift. But mostly she talks about how women can find themselves in the world and really be happy in life as single girls, working girls, mothers, grandmothers, or great-grandmothers, all of which she can speak on with great authority, having been there and done that. She speaks from experience to women of all ages, and says, “I don’t worry about wrinkles, honey: Wrinkles are my resume!”

Partly due to her mixed blood Cherokee background, people call her Grandmother Turtle, yet it has been duly observed, “She is a grandmother the way Auntie Mame is an aunt.” Her wise elder persona has also been described as “Minnie Pearl meets Deepak Chopra.” She speaks sometimes with the voice of “she who must be obeyed,” and other times with a self-deprecation that is almost shockingly funny. She drawls, “I am an ego-ridden old woman who wants to hear herself talk—but on my best days I am also a conduit for messages that come to me from the source of all knowledge, so pay attention. I will try to bring you my best!” Do you get the impression she’s not exactly a “people-pleaser?” You’d be right. Yet the more she harangues, the more people flock to hear her.

The Challenge
Elspeth, always the outdoors type, with a background in handmade craftwork, never thought of herself as a writer. In a recent interview with Resonance Magazine, she recalls, “One day back in 2004, I was in the midst of giving classes on ‘Reclaiming Yourself,’ and late at night, half in a dream, I heard a voice say, ‘I challenge you by mystery and magic to become….’ I saw the words written in front of me in blazing letters on a dark background, but the concluding words were not visible to me. The words repeated again, but even though I was then fully awake, I was reluctant to get a pencil. I asked, ‘…to become what?’”
As would anyone else, she became seized with a desire to know the outcome of this riddle. She was not disappointed. She explained, “The words followed, ‘I challenge you to become the person you were meant to be.’ Then a whole torrent of words came all at once. ‘…to cherish the sacred earth, to honor the blowing winds, to nourish the healing fire, to drink deeply of the flowing waters. I challenge you to live life more fully, to awaken to the infinite possibilities around you, to know that you are the only limiting factor in your life…’”
Those words are only a small part of the inspiring poem that now bears the title “The Challenge.” She continued telling her story. “Still unwilling to get up and look for a pencil, I repeated it to myself and memorized it. When daylight came, I wrote it all down and read it aloud to my class. After I finished, the class was dumbstruck for several minutes, until one small voice said, ‘Can I have a copy?’ Then another asked, and another. Later that day I typed up the poem and made it into a wall hanging/poster as framable art. Almost immediately, six hundred copies were sold, and then more. It is estimated that thousands of bootleg copies of that poem exist, somewhere.”
She added, “Eventually, The Challenge became, as they say, ‘part of the folk process.’ People around the country were quoting it, posting it, not sure who had written the words, thinking them to be from some ancient text. It was recently set to music by Jonathan Dickau and the Diversity Band, and will be recorded with Randall Harris later this year.”
Still, Elspeth did not think of herself as a writer.
This summer, (2008) another half dream at 3 AM left her with a story book (for all ages) that incorporated The Challenge as part of the plot. That story became Gylantra’s Journey, a Parable, soon to be released. In the enchanting story, a young woman literally meets her potential in the form of her future possible self, and hears the challenge from this mysterious teacher’s lips, which she has only heard in fragments before, through dreams and songs in her head. It awakens in her a fierce desire to be free, to throw off the shackles of her world and become who she was meant to be.
When the book was finished, Elspeth, like her alter ego Gylantra, had learned that the only limiting factor in her life was herself. When her fans demanded that at least one of her guided healing journeys be put on tape/CD, she found it necessary to write a script of it in order to record it. She did so, and again it was a breakthrough for her as a writer. In the end, she learned she could write things down after all. Some “old dogs” can learn new tricks. Elspeth is, at seventy-eight, just now becoming a novelist, rock star, and media celebrity. Call her a late bloomer; it just goes to show you’re only as free as you feel.
For more information on Elspeth Odbert (Elspeth of Haven) and her public appearances, log onto www.elspethofhaven.com, or contact Eri at (202)236-6764 or email him at darrylsol@earthlink.net

Please see the simultaneous posting at www.resonancecommunications.blogspot.com.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Resonance Raves and Reviews

Resonance Raves and Reviews

This is the main or "A" section of the Resonance newsblogger. It will contain headlines and links to other sections and archives, plus current media reviews and commentary. These reviews will be extremely nepotistic and cronyistic, and we will give extra good kudos for our supporters and friends. However, do not be alarmed, we will not say anything that is not true. No need to lie, when our friends are the best at what they do! For a review of the movie Bobby! click this link.
www.ravesreviews.blogspot.com


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Amazine! Sports In New York

Amazine! Sports in New York

This sports column and Mystical Mets blog reaches a large number of baseball fans around the New York City area, the homebase area of Resonance Magazine. During the season it is read by sports radio producers and announcers, sports columnists, players, and regular fans like you. This is updated on a regular basis and forms a link between esoteric spirituality and the mainstream readership. This is not your average sports section; you will find it poetic, literary, mythopoetic, and mystical, not to mention very funny--at least we try. You will find it filled with amazing statistics, most of which are actually real, including our specialty, "intangible stats." There will be lots of photos and charts and cool stuff 4 ALL. http://amazine1.blogspot.com has been up and running as a separate site since January 06 and contains lots of great investigative articles concerning things you didn't know about New York Baseball, all of which is, in a word, amazing.

What's even more amazing is that we have created a Hall of Fame all our own, which can be found at http://amazinehalloffame.blogspot.com. In it you will find stat charts and articles about great players in baseball history, who are great for things you never thought were important before...now you will know better!!





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Here is a current article:

Sub-Champions of the Nationall League?

The Mighty Mets: Sub-Champions of the National League?
2006 Felt Like a Champion Season, But Was It Really? Only Your Etymologist Knows For Sure.

Copyright c 2006 Evan Pritchard for AMAZINE

The word “champion” has a nice sound to it, but what does it really mean in this modern complicated world of Major League Baseball?
Here is the entry from dictionary.com. (December 2006)

"cham·pi·on /ˈtʃæmpiən/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[cham-pee-uhn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. a person who has defeated all opponents in a competition or series of competitions, so as to hold first place: the heavyweight boxing champion.
2. anything that takes first place in competition: the champion of a cattle show.
3. an animal that has won a certain number of points in officially recognized shows: This dog is a champion.
4. a person who fights for or defends any person or cause: a champion of the oppressed.
5. a fighter or warrior.
–verb (used with object) 6. to act as champion of; defend; support: to champion a cause.
7. Obsolete. to defy.
–adjective 8. first among all contestants or competitors.
9. Informal. first-rate.


[Origin: 1175–1225; ME < OF < LL campiōn- (s. of campiō) < WGmc *kampiōn-, equiv. to kamp- battle (< L campus field, battlefield) + -iōn- n. suffix; cf. OE cempa warrior, etc.]"




Back in 1900, there was the National League just as God had created it, free from usurpers, and there were no others worshipped before it. If you won the pennant, you won the pennant plain and simple. You were the champion. It fit in really nicely with monotheism and the one true religion. Then in 1901 the American League came along and that’s when all the trouble started. Now you had two champions each year, and people were supposed to consider them separate but equal. One could say that fit in well with the two party system in America and the split between Protestants and Catholics. In 1901, the Pittsburgh Pirates were the best in baseball, but then the Chicago White Stockings were the best in baseball too. The same thing happened in 1902. Pittsburgh had to share their title reluctantly with the Philadelphia Athletics. Something had to give.

In 1903, they invented something called a World Series, and the winner became the World Champion, a term which we still use today. The winner, in this case the Boston Americans, remained the defending champion for one year, or until their title was dashed from their lips. Even so, one team remained National League Champion and the other the American League Champion, and that really meant something. In politics, the guy who loses the Presidential election can still say he won the Democratic or Republican nomination, and no one can take that away from him.

Then in the 1969, they split up the AL and NL into Eastern and Western Divisions, so that now there were four “champions” at the end of the regular season; two western division and two eastern “champions,” although by now some would challenge the use of the word. This was similar to inflation, where the value of say a million dollars wasn’t what it used to be. "Millionaire? Stand in the line to the left." One of those teams, the New York Mets, went on to become the NL champion, while the Baltimore Orioles became the AL champion. It was still pretty simple, the NL champion won the NL pennant, the AL champion won the AL pennant. And if you lost the NL pennant, at least you won your division, which represented a quarter of all the fans and teams in baseball.

Incidentally, the two division system was very lucky for the New York Mets. By the winter of 1986, they had won all but 14 of the 18 NLCSs ever played. At the end of the 1988 season, they had participated in 5 out of 20, one quarter of all the NLCSs in history, an almost Yankee-like statistic.

Then things got complicated, and this is why the Mets ended up in linguistic limbo last year. In 1994 those guys down at MLB split both leagues into three divisions, an uneven number in each league totaling six “champions,” plus later, two wild card teams. The wild card teams were not champions, and were made to climb the equivalent of Mount Everest in order to earn their stripes and make their way to the NL or AL pennant. Baseball leadership then became sort of like Canadian politics, with dozens of Banana Republic party leaders vying for media attention. The first NLDS was in 1995.

So last year, 2006, the Mets were the Champions of the NL Eastern Division, because they were first in that division, and champion means "first," but nobody cared. "Division champions? Line up on the left."


Then they beat the Dodgers, the so-called Champions of the NL west, but here’s the rub. That series victory did nothing for the Mets linguistically! It did not earn them a pennant, or a "first," and did not earn them a higher level of champion-ness at all. They were in limbo as far as bragging rights were concerned. …”Oh YEAH? Well my team won their dinky little division and then beat some other guys!” It doesn’t sound as good as, “We were the League Champions! Or “We won the xxx pennant!” In fact, MLB does not issue MVP awards for the NLDS or the ALDS series, an acknowledgement of what we all subconsciously know. They are basically “Survivor” episodes with no credits.

Oh, sure you could say the Mets were NLDS (National League Division Series) “Winners,” whatever that means. And I think there is even a sweat shirt to go with that limited run pennant flag and decal. But the Cardinals were also NLDS “winners,” and two bodies cannot occupy the same space for very long. It earned them the right to compete in the NLCS, a series in which the Mets came within an extra base hit (as long as it was one by Carlos Beltran) of winning the National League Pennant and League Championship. It was sort of a Red Sox kind of feeling, you’re about to bite into your victory sandwich but it jumps from your hand and falls in the mud. I’m sure Adlai Stevenson would have a few choice words if he were here today, to help Mets fans understand what funny things happened on the way to the top. or to Comerica Park in Detroit.

The Cardinals can now claim triple championships, those of the NL Central, the National League, and the World, respectively. They are also NLDS “Winners,” (for beating up on the Pod people from California, which is their trademark) but no one talks about that east of the Cahokia Burial Mounds.

So the Mets got farther than the Yankees in the post season, and that’s worth bragging about. But it was all so vague! Bragging demands clarity and singularity, and our team couldn’t find that outside of their division, not in terms of the word “championship.” Not in terms of the word “pennant.” Of course we could always call them National League“sub-champions,” and “sub-pennant winners.” It has more of a definite ring to it, but that doesn’t work for me.

“Wait till next year” now means “going all the way to the NL Pennant,” because anything less would be a comedown, and would leave us all in banneristic limbo for yet another whole season. “Defending NL Eastern Division Champions” does not win you a Wheaties endorsement, as nice as it sounds. We’ve got to do something in 2007 that has more pizzazz. How about “Major League Baseball’s 2007 World Champions?”

Now that has a ring of singularity to it!

People of Manitou

People of Manitou

This section will feature interviews and bios of well known and less well known artists, writers, and musicians of interest to Native American readers, and will serve as a link to http://peopleofmanitou.blogspot.com which focuses on "Algonquin Indians."

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Here is a sample article from that blogbook.

Willie Dunn (Micmac). actor and singer,and an outstanding songwriter. He has been mentioned in many native journals. He is now a film director as well, and directed “These Are My People.”The following is from the Trikont internet site: Willie Dunn is from Canada. One can hear it – his voice, his guitar, his songs – are moving between Leonard Cohen and Gordon Lightfoot. But Willie Dunn is also a native Indian, the son of a Red Indian mother (from the MicMac tribe) and a father from Scotland. To many Canadian First Nations, the name "Willie Dunn" is synonymous with contemporary ballads depicting the life and death struggle of First Nation Chiefs who led their people through difficult times in the eighteen hundreds.Willie Dunn already became known in the early 1970s as a folksinger and poet of songs about his Indian heritage. A Mohawk chief gave him the name Roha’tiio, meaning “his voice is beautiful”. Willie Dunn donated proceeds of his album entitled "Willie Dunn" to White Roots of Peace in order for the company to further their efforts in publishing a journal of Amerindian life, the Akwesasne Notes . Also since the seventies, Willie Dunn is working as a director with the National Film Board of Canada. The motion pictures included “Ballad of Crowfoot” and “The Other Side of the Ledger”. These films won numerous international awards. In 1971, he produced Canada’s first music video for his song Ballad of Crowfoot, which alone won seven international awards. Willie has since then recorded several LP's for TRIKONT Our Own Voice in Germany, eg "The Pacific". The past 30 years have been highlighted by tours that have taken him to hundreds of cities and towns throughout Europe and North America. He worked with other native artists from various parts of North America, namely Floyd Westerman (also an TRIKONT artist), Paul Ortega, Buffy St. Marie and Alannis Obomsowin. Willie Dunn, a singer, songwriter, musician, playwright, director, award-winning filmmaker, First Nations ambassador for Canada, and an artist with contradictions which he is never trying to hide. An artist,who developed his voice, as a musician and a native historian, due to his heritage – both MicMac and Scottish. This can be heard in a perfect manner on “SON OF THE SUN”: A song out of his Indian world is always followed by one, which is dedicated to Willie Dunn European roots. Along with his own lyrics he likes to work with English classics like Shakespeare, T.S. Eliott (“Pacific”) or on SON OF THE SUN William Johnson´s “The Planting of the Apple Tree”. The titlesong “Son of the Sun” became a chartbuster in Canada, mainly when it was sung by the duo “Kashtin”. Willie Dunn´s SON OF THE SUN contains new and early songs, recorded in Ottawa, finishing with Live-Recordings from Berlin, Germany.

Roads To Awareness

Roads To Awareness; Spirituality and Religion

This section of Resonance will cover current events and trends in spirituality and religion, plus newly uncovered historical facts and information. It will also occasionally contain insightful essays on comparative spirituality and religion, and much more. Prepare to be inspired. To enter this area of consciousness, click on to http://roadstoawareness.blogspot.com and some things may start to click inside your brain.

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Three Lanterns

Three Lanterns

This section of Resonance is dedicated to current events. This column will analyze mostly-overlooked indicators of political and social change, along with interpretation as to the meaning of these events. These will be released from time to time as press releases to the public via the internet. Your submissions are also welcomed. Those not adaptable to the Resonance style will not be published.


To read "What's Going On In South America?" and other articles about policy and politics, click onto
http://threelanterns.blogspot.com

New From Resonance Magazine!
A blogzine that will change the way you read the news!

The Rhetoric Report


In this new on line magazine, we gleefully analyze and comment on the masterful use of abusive and manipulative rhetorical techniques on the part of Washington's finest, our dubiously elected officials. In this zine you will find only the finest examples of lying, deception, horsecrap, convolution, inversion, doubletalk, and crazy logic.Our motto: "No bullshitter left behind!"

http://therhetoricreport.blogspot.com

Evan's Earth Watch

Evan's Earth Watch

In this section, we will monitor climate change, environmental problems, and other earth changes as information becomes available. Some of the early indicators /causes of drastic climate change would include:
increase in hydrothermal activity
disappearance of polar wobble
change in position of sun and stars indicating loss of tilting
hesitation in Atlantic gulf stream
exaggeration of weak and strong tidal cycles
increase in hurricane activity
increase in releases of methane gasses from melting ice and thawing permafrost
unusual snow fall, such as in Costa Rica
glacial meltoff such as in Montana's parks, Antarctica
spread of bird flu, collombola, lyme's disease, etc. such as Bird Flu in France
spread of heat stroke, other health problems
unusual earthquake patterns, such as those in Ottawa at the end of February. To see this blogzine, click on
http://evansearthwatch.blogspot.com

Anyone who has information on these subjects, please email rezman7777@earthlink.net. Thank you!
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Evan's Earth Walk

Evan's Earth Walk

This section will consist of a daily diary blog/editorial, commenting on current events in the news. Search at evansearthwalk.blogspot.com. Some blogs from earlier years can still be found at www.peacefile.org.

Wax Poetica

Wax Poetica

This section will feature poetry from Evan Pritchard and others. Archives will be found at http://waxpoetica.blogspot.com. (Currently at http://waxpoetickle.blogspot.com )

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Here is one excerpt from wax poetica.

Take The Red Road (In English and Micmac)
Coyright c 1999 Evan Pritchard

Take the Red Road

Mee-eneemoo Maygwayg Outee
Walk towards the sun for a day

Eleeun Nisgam nauqte negwew
Your shadow will know the way

Otchitcha-hau-mitch(oo) gaydoo aglamz.
Donn geeoh nemeedoo daboo outee
When you come to an intersection
Ach ga’xamee mooshpa lagoowax’n uchtup
And standing there you have to make up your mind
Mee-en-eemoo Maygwayg Outee.
Take the Red Road.
Waneeshee, ucktcheegehloog djoosin
It’s more beautiful in that direction
Ach witchoowoo donn taxadung.
And shorter in the long run.
El-loo-gaik weegooum ixtuq
Keep walking until you come to a dwelling
Ixtooq nemeedoo djeenum geeoh gaydoosup
There you will meet someone you used to know
GesalgkedtEmbrace himAx wixomut micmac,
Meegamooatch.
And call him countryman, kin-friend.
Sooner or later, the blessings of night will fall
Ulabadoo depkik nitchya al geetpessan
Like the rain.
Sakseegwadoo buxtao gamalamun
But let your fire burn brightlyIn your little shell.
Meegus-djeedj.
Maygwayg buxtao whasowahdoo ukpoogeek-el
Let its red glow light your eyes
Bemee-en mee-eneemoo nehbunn
Keep walking until you find sleep
Geh-gobeet ma’amaygo
Then lay upon the earth
Geesalk Noogamee
Embrace the Great Mother.
Donn mundjai
When you awaken
Mee-en-ee-moo geeoh
You’ll find yourself
Uxtaahnuq
On a beach
Boxtchin waben-eeahWelee-etseepoq
Just before the dawnOf a beautiful morning.
Geeoh aimoo wedjibennah neegeh.
You are in the eastern direction now
Munjai ax nemeedoo wedjibek
Rise up and look to the east
Geezeegool Nisgam
To the Grandfather Sun
Munjai gwessgweedjai abaxtuq
Rising over the ocean.
Eleeun taxadung oo’sitgamoo
Walk to the end of the earth
Ga’amee botchin abaxtuq
And stand at the edge of the ocean
Tchai-naiWait quietlyWuntaktek uk-kamalamun
With peace in your heartAx ahlsootumy Neesgam
And pray.Take your offeringFrom its pot of clay
Eganee sasee-eh-whynTcha wo’qtch-tyou
Something in exchange for the light.
Na’qo’eh sasee-eh why whasowuck.
Slowly, the sun will show his face to you
Nisgam elxeedamool seesk gee-el
And unfold for you a stream of red
Ax eganugee-el seepoodjeedj maygwayg
Whaso-buxtau weskitdek
Firelight sparkling along the crest of waves
Al ahmasek outee maygwayg
Like a long beautiful red road
WaygadexTo eternity.
When it washes your shoes
Donn ilwax’n malseen makassink
Take that red road to the center of the sun
Mee-enee-moo maygwayg outee gamalamun Nisgam.
You will not fallMuxwa nitchya
Your feet will fly to heaven!
Mukatk buskoosod Whasowuck!Geenoo el-eeun
Nisgam nauqtegwew
We all will travel towards the Creator one day
Otchitchahaumitch(oo) gaydax’n aglamz
Our spirits will understand the way
The way of truth and harmony
The Red Road!
Maygwaig outee!Bemee’en wedji-bennah
Walk towards the place where the sun rises
Gamalamun Nisgam
To the heart of the Creator
Ax taxadung oo’sitgamooo.
And there at the edge of the world.
We’ll speak as one with the Creator!
Geenoo ahlsootumy Geezeegool Nisgam!
Eganuwax’n sasee-ehwhyn
Laying down our offering
Tcha woq’tchkPots of clay
Sasee-eh-why whasowuck
In exchange for Heaven.
Geenoo aim outee ixtuq
We then will be the road itself
Ax muxwa mooshpa bemee’en abaxtuk
And we’ll no longer need to walk so far
Aim ixtooqTo get there.
Ees neegehBut for now
Mee-enee-moo Maygwayg outee!
Take the Red Road!

Resonant Humor

There is not currently a separate blogsite for Resonant Humor. Humorous articles will be posted here for the time being.

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PRESS RELEASE: APRIL 1st, 2006

Louisiana, Texas, and Florida File Zillion Dollar Law Suit Against President Bush, Dick Cheney and Others
For Failing to Sign Kyoto Agreement, and “Negligent Failure to Curtail Global Warming In Time To Prevent Hurricane Katrina.” Other International Law Suits to Follow.

In light of recent scientific findings released in the current (April 3rd )issue of TIME magazine’s cover story “Special Report: Global Warming” (Be Worried, Be VERY Worried) by Jeffrey Kluger, the states of Louisiana, Texas, Florida, and Alabama, have now filed a law suit to recover damages from all hurricanes now seen to be caused by global warming. The article suggests there may be a link between carbon emissions and environmental disasters such as hurricanes, rising oceans, tornados, drought, and melting glaciers. The defendants listed in the suit include George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Carl Rove, Halliburton, Exxon-Mobil, Texaco-Chevron, Unocal, Chevrolet, General Motors, Ford, and numerous others. The suit specifically cites Mr. Bush as the primary defendant for blocking the signing of the Kyoto Agreement by the US, a treaty signed by 141 other countries, and one which would have forced the US to reduce greenhouse gasses to 1990 levels by 2012. The suit implies that these reductions would have decreased the likelihood of such massive destructions as we saw with Katrina. The amount of damages is estimated at one zillion US dollars.

In response, Bush’s law office, Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe has issued a statement saying that “that tabloid” TIME magazine is an irresponsible, fly-by-night example of “yellow press,” that the scientific organizations quoted in the magazine article—Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, SCIENCE Journal, The Evangelical Climate Initiative, NASA, the Goddard Institute for Space Studies, the University of Alaska, the University of Kansas, the University of Washington, the US Forest Service, the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena, the National Center for Atmospheric Research, and Britain’s National Oceanographic Center—are all “wacko environmental nuts,” and that these four “troublemaker” states are no longer part of the US as far as the Bush family is concerned. The President stated to reporters, “That’s the last time I’m gonna send my people down there to save their sorry asses when a natural disaster hits. I swear! What a bunch of ingrates, I tell ya’”

The TIME article, in fact, does make some startling and far-fetched claims, such as the existence of global warming, and the Bush family’s indignation is understandable, given that global warming has long been regarded as a myth in White House circles. “Global what? This is the first any of us down here in Crawford ever heard about it!” as Bush said recently during a White House staff baseball game, playing against the Cuban team from the World Baseball Classic, hoping to win back some degree of respect for American baseball players after their embarrassing loss in March to other countries. Bush was pitching out of a 9 to 0 deficit at the time.

“Global warming, even most skeptics have concluded, is the real deal, and human activity has been causing it,” the TIME article says. The Bush family response was precise and devastating. “Cows farting, what about cows farting? All that methane contributes to global warming. You can’t call that human activity,” said the elder George H.W. Bush from his farm,(state withheld by request of the family) in response.

According to the article, several Greenland ice sheets have doubled their rate of slide. According to Science Journal, “by the end of the century, the world could be locked into an eventual rise in sea levels as much as 20 feet.” When confronted with this quote, a certain First Lady responded, “See, why should we rebuild New Orleans? God meant for it to be destroyed anyway! They can’t sue us! We’re royalty!”
What is the basis for TIME’s spurious claim that global warming is a reality? They state that “of the 20 hottest years on record, 19 occurred in the 1980s or later,” and that NASA claims 2005 was one of the hottest years in more than a century. TIME states that “The Antarctic holds enough ice to raise sea levels more than 215 feet.” In response, George Bush answered, “But Antarctica is so far away, that water will never reach us!”

TIME also cites evidence that the snow packs in the Rockies are melting, a fraction of what they were in the 1940s, and some snowpacks have vanished entirely. The White House Press Secretary said, “There is no tourism money in snowpacks! Who cares?”

The article reveals a number of alarming theories about “tipping points,” “feedback loops” and “boobie traps” which indicate that the warming process (in the oceans and atmosphere) is increasing by leaps and bounds and is now irreversible. But how does this relate to hurricanes? TIME states, “Ocean waters have warmed by a full degree Fahrenheit since 1970, and warmer water is like rocket fuel for typhoons and hurricanes. Two studies last year found that in the past 35 years, the number of Category 4 and 5 hurricanes worldwide has doubled while the wind speed and duration of all hurricanes has jumped 50%.”This statement, quoted in the plaintiffs’ suit, is the only real evidence they have, and plan to call upon the authors as expert witnesses in the trial, which will be televised nationwide. The Bush lawyers have categorically denied this, and have said that there is no concrete evidence that warm water causes hurricanes. In fact, they said, “Warm water is good in a bath when you have a backache.” They plan to use Michael Creighton as their expert witness.

The plaintiffs also plan to claim that there is a connection between internal combustion and carbon emissions, and that carbon emissions are related to global warming, and that warming is related to ice melting, and that ice melting can cause ocean levels to rise, eventually flooding hundreds of coastal cities, for which they are also ready to sue. The Bush law team responded, “I hope no one is stupid enough to fall for that old trick. There is no connection between anything and anything. Next they’ll be saying we stole the election in Florida in 2000, so that Al Gore could would not apply his knowledge of the greenhouse effect and curb carbon emissions before disaster occurred, which would have hurt Halliburton and Texaco.” (April Fools!}

About the Author

Evan Pritchard, editor:

Evan Pritchard, an author of Mi'kmaq and Celtic descent, is the author of over twenty published books, and the co-author or editor of dozens more. He writes about a wide variety of subjects, however is main focus has been on bringing to light the history, culture, and spirituality of the "Algonquin Indians," the People of Manitou. He is a college professor and lectures frequently around the country on a wide variety of subjects.

Directory of Archives and Articles

Directory of Archives and Articles

Mission Statement

Mission Statement for Resonance Magazine
from editor Evan Pritchard

No score, and 20 years ago, I launched what became the first nationally distributed desk-top published arts magazine, Resonance Magazine, A Journal of Art Music and Ideas. During our first two years (under the title Spiritually Free Press) we widened the margins to create a long, slender column of type, then hand cut and waxed the columns and pictures together on boards to create our layout, and then with the help of a local typesetter Mitch Glick, we were able to put together an arts and spirituality magazine of such quality that we were picked up by a number of distributors, and got interviews with nationally known authors and musicians. Within a few years, we were distributed nationwide by Barnes and Nobles and other chains, all still pasted together with scissors and glue on our kitchen desktop. That was an exciting time.

Resonance became a 100 page phenomenon, and discovered many new poets and musicians, some of whom went on to enjoy fame and fortune. We had dedicated distribution in a dozen major cities from coast to coast. But in 1995, postage went up and advertising went down, so Resonance turned to publishing books instead, and published nationally distributed books such as From the Temple Within, and also became a consulting firm to other small publishing companies, which is still the case. (We redesigned the entire line of books from Hampton Roads, but advised them not to take up The Celestine Prophecy, as spiritual novels were not selling at that time. Okay, everyone is entitled to one mistake!) Resonance was online for a year as a website, www.resonancecomm.com but there were technical difficulties and it went under around ten years ago, 1996. During the seven years we published, there were no other Resonance Magazines in existence. Now there are at least twenty, including publications by the University of Minnesota, a musicians cooperative in the UK, a magazine chain in the Northwest, a Hi Fidelity magazine, and one that features interviews with people like Howard Zinn, to name a few. Fortunately, we are the only Resonancemagazine at blogspot.com.

Now with the breakthroughs in internet technology, we have blogzines that can be produced with great ease and rapidity. In order to re-establish Resonance Magazine in a way that is worthy of our name and reputation, I have developed a new way of using existing blog technology to cluster blogsites together to form a periodical magazine with complete archives in a dozen topics, the same ones you see in a daily newspaper:
sports, (amazine1.blogspot.com)
books, reviews, (resonancemagazine.blogspot.com)
weather/climate change (evansearthwatch.blogspot.com)
editorial and personal newscasting (evansearthwalk.blogspot.com)
who's who/people/gossip (peopleofmanitou.blogspot.com)
current events (threelanterns.blogspot.com)
religion (roadstoawareness.blogspot.com)
and of course, as always, poetry (waxpoetickle.blogspot.com).
Resonance may also list Evan's events schedules from time to time.
We are also looking for advertising via google.
The main blogsite will contain a fresh mix of the latest releases on all these topics. These articles will also appear in the clustered blogs. Then as new articles are posted, old ones are erased from Resonance, and archived on the clustered blogs.

It will take a few weeks to get the framework completely up and running, but there is already a great deal to read and enjoy.

Your comments are welcome!

Evan Pritchard
Master Blogger